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GOD'S ANNOUNCEMENT, SARAH'S LAUGHTER!

      Imagine a group of eccentric medieval monks meticulously copying sacred manuscripts of the early church fathers.  As one monk laboriously duplicated each letter and mark, he looked to his superior and said, "Copy, copy, copy.  Why don't we ever get to see the originals?"
      "Ah, you want to see the original manuscripts of the sacred writings of the Church, eh?  Well, go down into the cellar,  and you will find what you seek."
      The young monk disappeared and did not return for a long time.  After a while, his superior grew concerned and sent down a second monk to see if the first monk was okay.  When he, too, did not return several others were sent down.  Not one of them returned.  Finally, the old priest made his way down to the cellar.  About half way down the stone steps he heard what appeared to be laughter, or perhaps weeping.  Completing his descent he found the monks doubled over with laughter, most were laughing so hard they had tears in their eyes.
      "Why are you laughing?"  Asked their superior.
      The first monk composed himself and with a huge grin on his face showed his superior the original passage.  "See, it says celebrate, not celibate."
      Now I want you to think about the first monk.  When he discovered what the original manuscripts said he, as you can easily imagine, started laughing.  A cosmic joke had been played out and the young monk laughed.  When he laughed, was he sharing his laughter with anyone?
      Yes!  As G. K. Chesterton noted, "when a man (in the generic sense) laughs to himself, he shares his laughter either with God or the devil."  His point, I believe is that you can't keep laughter to yourself.  It is always shared with someone in this realm or in the spiritual realm.
      Well, as of the latest chapter in Abraham's life, as found in Genesis 17, Abraham has been inwardly laughing.  God has told him in clear Hebrew that he and Sarah were going to have a child of their own; a son.  He tried to tell Sarah that they had to get a nursery ready but she just looked at him as he if he had lost it.1
      Her skepticism was understandable.  She had given up on ever having any children well over a decade ago.  Besides, she had never actually heard God say anything to her about having children.  God had always appeared and spoken to Abraham, and she knew that her husband like all husbands only half listened to what others were saying to them.  Also her husband was ninety-nine years old and; well let's just leave it at the fact that he was ninety-nine years old.
      So here we have a rather unusual situation.  Abraham believed what God said, but his wife didn't believe a word of it.  He tried to convince her but she had lived with the guy for a long time and what had failed to happen at the age of forty-five wasn't going to happen at the age of ninety!  And no ninety-nine year old husband, bless his soul, was going to convince her of it.
      This is where God stepped in and did his thing.  In Genesis 18:1 - 12 we read:
      The LORD appeared again to Abraham while he was camped near the oak grove belonging to Mamre. One day about noon, as Abraham was sitting at the entrance to his tent,  2 he suddenly noticed three men standing nearby. He got up and ran to meet them, welcoming them by bowing low to the ground.  3 "My lord," he said, "if it pleases you, stop here for a while.  4 Rest in the shade of this tree while my servants get some water to wash your feet.  5 Let me prepare some food to refresh you. Please stay awhile before continuing on your journey." "All right," they said. "Do as you have said."
      So Abraham ran back to the tent and said to Sarah, "Quick! Get three measures of your best flour, and bake some bread."  7 Then Abraham ran out to the herd and chose a fat calf and told a servant to hurry and butcher it.  8 When the food was ready, he took some cheese curds and milk and the roasted meat, and he served it to the men. As they ate, Abraham waited on them there beneath the trees.
      "Where is Sarah, your wife?" they asked him. "In the tent," Abraham replied.
      Then one of them said, "About this time next year I will return, and your wife Sarah will have a son." Now Sarah was listening to this conversation from the tent nearby.  11 And since Abraham and Sarah were both very old, and Sarah was long past the age of having children,  12 she laughed silently to herself. "How could a worn-out woman like me have a baby?" she thought. "And when my master-my husband-is also so old?"
      Hiding behind the tent flap, Sarah had been eavesdropping.  She knew Abraham wouldn't remember everything the strangers said to him so she listened in on their conversation.  She knew something was afoot, but now she heard it from the strangers mouth - this joke about having a son of their own.
      And she laughed to herself.  Perhaps she imagined how she would balloon out like a remoistened prune.  Or, she thought about having morning sickness, queasiness, and problems Abraham had never thought of in his entire life and she laughed.
      When stumbling upon a headline that shouted:
"Women in 50s Can Safely Have Babies!"
A Kerry Dougherty shouted back, in print:  "Oh joy.  Women today really can have it all.  Hot flashes and morning sickness.  Wrinkles and stretch marks."  What's next, she thought, "nursing homes and nurseries?"
      Sarah, realizing for the very first time that she could have it all, laughed to herself.  She thought she had muffled it, but her joy went beyond grinning.  The thought of her body and Abraham's  body coming together to produce a baby gave her good reason to laugh.  So she gave herself over to faith; to the Lord and to his promise of laughter and life within her dusty, dry, deadpan womb.
      She shared her laughter, or so she thought, with no one.  But her laughter silently roared out from behind the tent curtain and was heard by God himself.  We know this from vv. 13 - 15 where we read:
      Then the LORD said to Abraham, "Why did Sarah laugh? Why did she say, 'Can an old woman like me have a baby?'  14 Is anything too hard for the LORD? About a year from now, just as I told you, I will return, and Sarah will have a son."  15 Sarah was afraid, so she denied that she had laughed. But he said, "That is not true. You did laugh."
      When our all-knowing God asked this question it appears that his question was more than simply rhetorical.  It seems that God who understood Job better than Job understood Job was truly at a loss as to what prompted Sarah to laugh.   "Why," he asked of Abraham, "did Sarah laugh?"  But Abraham who was still trying to figure out why Sarah even married him had no answer for God.
      Terry Lindvall in his book The Mother of All Laughter believes that this situation has so many comic possibilities that he made up a David Letterman-like top ten list.  I've revised it a little bit, but in general it goes like this:
      Why did Sarah laugh?
      10.  She was secretly watching I Love Lucy behind the tent flap.
       9.  She imagined Abraham singing the baby to sleep.
       8.  Their toothless, wrinkled child would have a toothless wrinkled father.
       7.  She now knew that 13 years earlier God had provided a baby-sitter.
       6.  She pictured herself explaining all this to her local obstetrician. 
       5.  She had an immediate craving for pickles and ice cream.
       4.  God finally turned the tables on her servant, "Hagar the Horrible."
       3.  Abraham would no longer be able to pass her off as his sister.
       2.  She wondered if her son would enjoy nursing on milk with a
            hint of Geritol in it.
       1.  She now knew that God not only performed miracles, he did comedy.
      So Sarah laughed.  It was the sheer surprise of realizing that Abraham was right.  The promise of a child could still come true even in her pickled condition at the grand old age of ninety!
      But then she had a little tiff with God.  She came outside just as God had asked Abraham:
      "Why did Sarah laugh? Why did she say, 'Can an old woman like me have a baby?'  14 Is anything too hard for the LORD? About a year from now, just as I told you, I will return, and Sarah will have a son."
      Abraham, not having an answer, tried to laugh it off.  But Sarah popped up and denied the fact that she had laughed.  Instantly, she became the Queen of Denial.  Why?  Why did she lie about it?  Why did she tell God that she didn't laugh?
      George MacDonald writes, "Sarah was afraid.  It is the heart that is not yet sure of its God that is afraid to laugh in His presence."  For many years she had been expecting a child, but never found herself expecting.  Finally, she took matters into her own hands and offered Hagar,  who couldn't say "no," to Abram.
      Now with God at her door, now that they were face to face, she was afraid.  After all, in her day Jehovah was not seen as a kind grandfather ready to give his grandchildren any and everything they requested.  In her day counseling had not replaced repentance.  In her day, fear and reverence were the right responses.
      So what did she do?  She lied!  Now anyone who has a kid or who has ever been a kid is a member of Sarah's tribe.  You get caught with your hand in the cookie jar, or you find yourself face-to-face with overwhelming evidence that declares you guilty and you lie.  You say something stupid such as, "It's not what it looks like!" when it is exactly what it looks like and everyone, including you, knows it.
      Now let me remind you what Jesus said in John 10:10.  He said,
The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full.
      Satan, the father of lies, convinces us that the best way out of a sticky situation is to lie.  But lying robs us of our joy because it steals our truth and laughter, true laughter, depends on a healthy diet of truth.  In her denial Sarah not only invited judgment but lost her laugher as well.
      God, however, knows the truth.  He knows when we've been naughty or nice.  He knows our shadows, the evil that lurks in the heart of man.  He knows the rebellion, the pride, and the disobedience of his children.  And he never ignores it.  He confronts us and does so in such a way that he heals our hearts at the same time.
      In his reply to Sarah he simply said, "Yes, you did laugh."  But, my guess is, that he said it in such a way or added something to it to let her know that while it wasn't okay it was forgivable.  For God knows the tragedies in our life and he knows comedy.  So he turns our ashes into praise, our mourning into laughter.
       


     

1     In Terry Lindvall's book The Mother of All Laughter, it is noted on p. 36 that a  comedian by the name of Robert G. Lee figured that one thing may not be all that funny in Abraham's situation.  He imagined that when Abraham received the good news he responded by  saying, "God, you're all wise, but would you want to live with a ninety-year-old pregnant woman in the desert?  I think not!"

THE JOY OF LAUGHTER                                             9/03/06    5

 

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