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ON FUNERALS!
Dear Miss Manners:
      What does one say to bereaved relatives standing in expectant lines at funerals and wakes?  I recently passed through such a line after a church funeral, feeling my usual tongue-tied self, and was  especially stalled when I was passed to the elderly wife of the deceased, who said, "It was so fortunate that John went so quickly.  He would have hated living with a stroke!"
      I muttered a response, but while getting into the car with my husband, I speculated about whether I could have said,
      If you are sitting at an even-numbered table, I want you to come up with a list of  rules as to how one ought to behave at funerals.  Be sure to include how you would have responded to the "elderly wife"  referred to above and/or how you could have responded to her remark.  You may also want to include  some "dos" and "don'ts" for someone who has, for whatever reasons, never attended a funeral.
      If you are setting at an odd-numbered table, I want you to discuss what you would like the pastor to say at your funeral.  You know, something along the lines of how you would like to be remembered by others.  If the table you are setting at is neither even nor odd, i. e. you're reading this lesson at home, then consider the latter request.  What would you like a pastor or friend to say at your funeral?
      Now let me share with you the rest of the letter to Miss Manners and her reply to it.  The second paragraph, in full, reads,
      I muttered a response, but while getting into the car with my husband, I speculated about whether I could have said, "Oh, that is good, then!  You must be very happy."  This speculation caused me, to have a laughing fit, which my husband said caused him great embarrassment.  I feel that it was your fault, since you have provided nothing proper for me to say.Gentle Reader:
      Miss Manners is sorry about having omitted saying that laughing fits and smart retorts to widows are not permitted at funerals, no matter what the provocation. The all-purpose answer she has given, "I'm so sorry," still applies, even if a non sequitur to the remark of the bereaved.  The widow is unlikely to snap back with "If I think it's all for the best, what are you sorry about?"1
      Now I don't know whether Miss Manners actually received such a letter asking for her advice or not.  But let me tell you of another story, which is undoubtedly true, where it appears that an inappropriate remark was made by someone who just happened to be at the funeral.
      Again it concerns a widow, but on this particular day she wasn't burying her husband who she had buried sometime before the present tragedy.  On this particular day, she was burying her one and only son.  Twice, within a relatively short time,  death had reached into her home and wrenched loved ones from her.  First her husband, and then her only son.
      When her husband died, she faced an uncertain future.  Now with the death of her son the future grew pitch black.  With his death, she had no one to hold her hand, no one to steady her steps, no one to fix breakfast for, no one to attend church with, and no one to take care of her in the autumn of her life.
      Her home slumped in its own grief, retreating into itself, laid silent and still.  No longer heard were the sounds of animated talks that chronicled the day, no longer heard were the ripples of her son's laughter, and no longer would there be late-night conversations.  All she had left was a bundle of memories and they were hardly enough to take the chill off her intense loneliness.2
      If the death of this boy had happened in our own day invariably someone would have stood up at his funeral and said, "We're not here to mourn a death, we're here to celebrate a life."  Speaker such as this intend no harm, but with their words they curtail legitimate grief and discount appropriate anger, a righteous anger toward death.  But this boy's death didn't occur during our lifetime.  His death occurred during Jesus' lifetime on earth.  His story may be found in Luke 7:11 - 13 where we read:
      Soon afterward, Jesus went to a town called Nain, and his disciples and a large crowd went along with him.  12 As he approached the town gate, a dead person was being carried out-the only son of his mother, and she was a widow. And a large crowd from the town was with her.  13 When the Lord saw her, his heart went out to her and he said, "Don't cry."
      Don't cry?  Can you imagine someone saying "don't cry" to someone who has just lost her one and only son?  These two words would not, cannot, be found in any book on pastoral care.  Nor would you find them in Miss Manners' files for what to do and not do at funerals.  But this wasn't Jesus' only breach of etiquette at this funeral.
      After addressing the grieving widow with totally inappropriate words he turned and touched the coffin.  This innocent little act rendered him unclean in the eyes of rabbinic law.  But, on the plus side, it served to bring the procession of mourners to a sudden halt.  Picking up the story in v. 14 we read:  
      Then he went up and touched the coffin, and those carrying it stood still. He said, "Young man, I say to you, get up!"  15 The dead man sat up and began to talk, and Jesus gave him back to his mother.
      They were all filled with awe and praised God. "A great prophet has appeared among us," they said. "God has come to help his people."  17 This news about Jesus spread throughout Judea and the surrounding country.
      Now, having read this story, let me ask you one more time - What would you like a pastor or friend to say at your funeral?  Possible responses might include but are not limited to the following:
- I would be delighted for him to tell others that I lived a productive life, loved my family, and died in peace. 
- I would like him to tell others of how well I served the church as well as my neighbors. 
- I would like him to echo the words of the Master to one of his servants in Matthew 25, "Well done, good and faithful servant!"
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      If the one officiating at our funeral made any of these remarks then clearly, with God's help, we undoubtedly lived a life worth living.  But suppose he stood up, looked down at the open coffin and said, "Oh my gosh, he's moving!"  Or, as Jesus said to the widow's son, "Young man, I say to you, get up!"
      Well, you can imagine how this  totally disrupted the boy's funeral!  Suddenly, after the initial shock wore off, mourning turned into uproarious laughter.  What was at one moment a somber funeral procession suddenly turned into a festive tailgate party with everyone hugging the boy and his mother.
      This miracle, of course, was an incredible display of the Savior's power.  But there is something about this miracle that makes it extra special for you and I.  The mother, you see, never threw herself at Jesus' feed and begged him for the life of her son.  In fact, there is no indication that she had ever heard of Jesus.  Nor is there any indication that it was a result of her faith.
      This is what gives this miracle significance.  It is a miracle done without human prompting.  And evidently, it was done without any thought given to capturing a "teachable" moment for the sake of the disciples.  Likewise, it was performed without  any thought of deity being demonstrated to those in the crowd. 
      It is a miracle drawn solely from the depths of God's compassion for this poor widow.  It's a miracle that not only shows God's power over the awfulness of death but his in-your-face rebuke of the devil - the one who thought he held the power of death over every living soul.  On this day, Satan found out in a flash that he was wrong!
      Furthermore, this story, as well as others, tells us that if we want to know how to conduct ourselves at a funeral, we best not look to Jesus as our example.  He interrupted and disrupted every funeral he ever attended.   Why?  Because a lifeguard can't sit still while someone is drowning.  A teacher can't resist helping a student when he or she is confused.  And Jesus couldn't attend a funeral and not do something about the awfulness of death.  He, as God, even did something about his own death!
      In regards to the resurrection of Jesus, Tony Campolo has toured the country giving his take on it.  He tells the story of how he, a rather white man, was invited to a preaching contest in a black church.  As he tells it,
      He preached his heart out, and when he finished what he thought was a fine sermon, an elderly black minister stood and smiled kindly at him.
      "Nice job, son," he said, "Now let a man show you how to preach."  The man got up behind the pulpit and whispered one line:  "It's Friday . . . but Sunday's a-coming."  And for the next hour, his preaching blew that congregation into kingdom come.
      "Jesus was arrested.  He was taken before the magistrates and rulers.  He was whipped, scourged, and mocked.  They put a crown of thorns on his head and scorned him as King of the Jews.  It's Friday . . . but Sunday's a-coming.
      "One of his disciples betrayed him.  Peter denied him.  He was abandoned by all those he held dear.  He was hung on a cross, dying an excruciating death.  It''s Friday . . . but Sunday's a-coming.
      "Jesus was on the cross - dead, gone, no more.  But that's Friday . . . and Sunday's a-coming."  You could feel the preacher begin to take off, Campolo said, and the congregation was rising with him.
      "Friday, Mary's crying her eyes out.  The disciples are running in every direction, like sheep without a shepherd.  There's no hope in the world.  Pilate's washing his hands.  Roman soldiers are strutting around, driving nails into his flesh, stabbing him with their spears.  Pharisees are gloating, calling the shots.  But that's Friday . . . and Sunday's a-coming.
      It's Friday and those forces that oppress and hurt the people, those rulers that make people suffer and poor, are doing their worst.  Satan's dancing a little jig and thinks that he rules the world.  Government is doing his business.  But that's because it's Friday . . . and Sunday's a-coming.
      "We are surrounded by death, by our own inadequacies, by fear and loneliness.  It's Friday!  We are torn by hunger and thirst and sorrow.  Our lives are dark.  It's Friday!"
      He went on in ever-increasing crescendos until, at the end of the sermon, he shouted in proclamation:  "We are the people of God, here to change the world, to share in the sufferings.  It's Friday . . . but Sunday's a-coming!"
      Then the old preacher just yelled at the top of his lungs:  "It's Friday!"  And the whole congregation - who for decades had tasted injustice, endured poverty, wept tears of anguish - rose to their feet as one large choir and shouted back:  "But Sunday's a-coming!"3  
      In the ancient Russian Orthodox tradition, the day after Easter was devoted to telling jokes.  Why would priests and others sit around the table all day saying, "Have you heard the one about . . . "?  This was the way, they felt, that they were imitating the cosmic joke that God pulled on Satan in the resurrection.  Satan thought that he had won, and was smug in his victory, smiling to himself, dancing a little jig, and rejoicing in the belief that he had gotten in the last word.  Then God raised Jesus from the dead, and life, salvation, and laughter became the last word!4                  

1     Judith Martin, Miss Manners' Guide For the Turn-of-the-Millennium, A Fireside Book, Published by Simon & Schuster, Inc., New York, NY  10020, 1990, p.672.
2     Ken Gire, When Life Meets Death, Teachers in Focus, December 1997/January 1998, pp. 18 - 19.
3     Terry Lindvall, The Mother of All Laughter, Broadman & Holman Publishers, Nashville, TN, 2003, pp. 79 - 81.
4       William J. Bausch, Storytelling: Imagination and Faith, Twenty-Third Publications, Mystic, CN, 1984, p. 138.THE JOY OF LAUGHTER                                             11/05/06    1

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