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TWO CLUELESS MEN!
      Thirty-five years ago I had a kid in class by the name of Mike Perry.  He was a good kid and a better than average math student.  That same year, about two-thirds the way through it, the Superintendent of the Chandler School District walked into my classroom toward the end of the day.  I greeted him and figured he was just taking time  to drop in on a number of classrooms just to see how the troops were doing.
      But after I greeted him he said, "I just dropped by to see how my son is doing."  Suddenly, I'm scrambling through my classes trying to make an instant connection between the Superintendent, whose name was Ted Perry, and someone in my classes who had the same last name.  Fortunately, I came up with it without having to ask him for his son's first name!  That would've been bad, real bad!!
      Yes, I'm clueless!  To this day, after teaching for nearly four decades, Linda will scan my roll sheets and point out that Lolly Gonzales just might be the younger sister of Molly Gonzales or that Ron Owens is probably the identical twin brother of Don Owens.  To my credit, I actually made the connection between Ron and Don, but I had to be hit between the eyes in regards to Lolly and Molly.
      In this regard a recent headline read -
Women Are Right: Men Are Clueless Holiday Shoppers, Says Retail Expert!
      This retail expert noted: "If a man mentions in July that a friend has a cool all-in-one remote control, a woman will remember and buy one in October. Men, (on the other hand), hear nothing. If a woman mentions six times how good her friend looks in her new cashmere sweater, cuts out pictures of cashmere sweaters and leaves them on the kitchen table, asks her husband which color sweaters he prefers, the husband will have no idea that she would like a (cashmere) sweater (for Christmas)."
      Or as a woman by the name of Rita Rudner has noted:
"Men forget everything; woman remember everything.  That's why men need instant replays in sports." 
      But on the plus side, men innately possess the key to comedy as evidenced by this quote by Megan Mullally:
"That's the key to comedy: allowing yourself to look stupid."
      You see, there are advantages to being clueless!  Now if men are indeed clueless, we ought to be able to find a nice example of "cluelessness" in Scripture.  Actually, there are numerous example and we could probably begin with Adam but one of the finest examples is found in Luke 24:13 - 35 we read:
      Now that same day two of them were going to a village called Emmaus, about seven miles from Jerusalem.  14 They were talking with each other about everything that had happened.  15 As they talked and discussed these things with each other, Jesus himself came up and walked along with them;  16 but they were kept from recognizing him.
      As they were walking and talking they suddenly heard footsteps coming up behind them and soon a stranger was walking along beside them.  In some unexplained manner, probably not too difficult with these two, they were kept from "recognizing" this stranger.  We're not told how or why the restraint was placed on the two.  But as to the "why," maybe it was simply because God loves a good joke.  In this case, the joke is not on you and I but on the participants.
      The two people may have been a man and a woman.  Perhaps, it was Cleopas and his wife.  But I think the common assumption that it was two men is the right one.  If one of the "disciples" had been a woman, she would've known about what the women found at the tomb and put two and two together.  As it is, these two are clueless, regardless of the visual restraint placed on them.1
      He asked them, "What are you discussing together as you walk along?"
      They stood still, their faces downcast.  18 One of them, named Cleopas, asked him, "Are you only a visitor to Jerusalem and do not know the things that have happened there in these days?"
      Cleopas found it hard to believe that this guy was completely uninformed about matters that were on everybody's lips.  Hence, he just blurted out something like, "Where in the world have you been the last few days?  Have you been hiding out it a cave somewhere or under a rock?"  
      "What things?" he asked.
      How Jesus said this with a straight face is beyond my comprehension.  And I'm someone who can say just about anything with a straight face.  But if I had been in Jesus' sandals I don't know if I could have said this with a totally straight face.  It just proves that with God "all things are possible."
      "About Jesus of Nazareth," they replied. "He was a prophet, powerful in word and deed before God and all the people.  20 The chief priests and our rulers handed him over to be sentenced to death, and they crucified him;  21 but we had hoped that he was the one who was going to redeem Israel. And what is more, it is the third day since all this took place.  22 In addition, some of our women amazed us. They went to the tomb early this morning 23 but didn't find his body. They came and told us that they had seen a vision of angels, who said he was alive.  24 Then some of our companions went to the tomb and found it just as the women had said, but him they did not see."
      Thomas gets all the press as the doubter of the resurrection.  But this story tells us that he was merely one among many, including these two men.   It's clear that these two were given plenty of clues as to the truth of what Jesus had told them before hand but when hope is dead and buried it's easy to misread the clues.
      But at this point in the story they don't see that they were the ones lacking in understanding.  As far as they were concerned, this stranger was so clueless that for them to respond by simply saying "Jesus" would hardly be enough information.  Consequently, they began by telling him about Jesus of Nazareth.  I mean, as far as they were concerned, this guy knew so little it was downright pathetic.
      He said to them, "How foolish you are, and how slow of heart to believe all that the prophets have spoken!  26 Did not the Christ have to suffer these things and then enter his glory?"  27 And beginning with Moses and all the Prophets, he explained to them what was said in all the Scriptures concerning himself.
      For whatever reasons, Jesus started with Moses instead of Genesis 3:15.  We also know that he covered all the prophets.  So perhaps he concluded his survey of the OldTestament with Malachi 3:1.  But whatever passages he covered we can be sure that in regards to those passages dealing with his suffering, he gave the two disciples a fresh perspective.  A viewpoint that began the eye-opening process for these two men.2
      As they approached the village to which they were going, Jesus acted as if he were going farther.  29 But they urged him strongly, "Stay with us, for it is nearly evening; the day is almost over." So he went in to stay with them.
      When he was at the table with them, he took bread, gave thanks, broke it and began to give it to them.  31 Then their eyes were opened and they recognized him, and he disappeared from their sight.  32 They asked each other, "Were not our hearts burning within us while he talked with us on the road and opened the Scriptures to us?"
      How was it that in the breaking of bread they suddenly recognized him?  Did they see his nail-scared hands?  Was it in the way he spoke to his Father that refreshed their memories?  Or, perhaps the divine visual restraint was removed.  Regardless of how it happened, they saw him, recognized him, and before they could say anything he disappeared.
      At that same moment the entire discussion on the road made sense.  Like a lost key found or a huge mystery solved, the weekend fell into place.  But more than having a fresh understanding of recent events, the two disciples now knew that Jesus was alive and was with them.  It was news that they couldn't keep to themselves!  
      They got up and returned at once to Jerusalem. There they found the Eleven and those with them, assembled together 34 and saying, "It is true! The Lord has risen and has appeared to Simon."  35 Then the two told what had happened on the way, and how Jesus was recognized by them when he broke the bread.
      So what can we learn from this passage of Scripture?  The most obvious lesson is found in their resolution to make the return trip to Jerusalem and share the good news with others.  It's reminiscent of the four lepers in II Kings who went outside the gates only to find that the surrounding army had left in a hurry, leaving all their goods behind them.  As they were eating and drinking, while those inside the gates were dying, they realized it wasn't right to keep the good news to themselves.3
      Second, on our own it is not possible to see Jesus as the God-man.  We need a heightened awareness that can only come about by having our eyes opened.  And the only one who can open our eyes to see the truth is God himself.  So as we reach out to others we ought to be praying that God would be working on their hearts to see truth as truth, just as he worked on our hearts.
      Third, you'll note that Jesus took the time to walk to Emmaus with these two men.   He walked beside them as if he had all the time in the world.  He patiently opened up the Scriptures for them.  Yes, he teased them by acting as if he was the dumbest kid on the block.  But teasing, when done correctly is an ironic behavior.  In the midst of embarrassing people it draws the teaser and the teased together.  Why?  Because when it is done with humility, it quietly expresses affection for the teased one.
      The secret to teasing others is to tease those you genuinely like - it will increase the emotional bond between the two of you.  To tease those you don't like is not teasing, it's harassment.  You've seen it in junior high school where someone is teased unmercifully - to the point that they no longer want to come to school.  But Jesus knew how to tease others righteously, as seen on the road to Emmaus.
      Fourth, though the two were preempted in Jerusalem by all the other stories that were coming into the news room, they did get a chance to tell their story.  You can almost see them being peppered with questions about Scripture.  These two clueless men, enjoyed their new-found glory, and answered all the questions as if they had a doctorate degree in theology.  What a night of unspeakable joy!
      Finally, one last story taken from Terry Lindvall'a book on laughter.  He writes:
      One Christmas holiday when I was a bachelor in Virginia Beach, I discovered that my girlfriend had run off with my roommate.  I was crushed, devastated.  Tears dammed up in my eyes, and a giant lump filled my throat anytime I thought of my poor, pathetic predicament.  "Merry Christmas.  Yeah, right."
      But it was the holidays, and despite my sad story I was scheduled to fly back home to California to see my family, whom I hoped wouldn't run off too.  My brother, John Mark, and brother-in-law, Kent Rush, were to pick me up at Los Angeles International Airport.  If anyone could cheer me up, they could.  The thought was not much comfort, but it was puny consolation.
      When I arrived at LAX, I found no one there to meet me.  I trudged down the long corridors to the baggage claim area, all the while watching, but saw only young children hugging their grandparents, vacationers hailing cabs, couples holding hands and kissing, old friends reuniting.  But no one had bothered to show up to meet me.  "It figures," I pined.
      As I glumly waited for my suitcases, all the other people picked up their luggage and left toward ground transportation.  Finally my bags came down the chute, and I hauled them from the belt.  I looked around again, hoping to see a familiar face.  But all I saw were some airport staffers and a couple of guys reading newspapers.  I felt doubly abandoned, doubly sorry for myself.
      In the midst of my pity party, it slowly dawned on me that the L.A. Times and the USA Today, held high above the men's laps were shaking rather violently.  As I looked more closely, I noticed that the newspapers had two holes cut in each, and through them, two sets of laughing eyes were peering out at me.  I began to laugh as hard as the "readers" did.  All throughout the airport, my mischievous, prank-pulling relatives had been with me, happily hidden behind the headlines.  All I needed was a different perspective to get out of my own sorry state.  All I needed was the surprise of laughter to interrupt my pathos.4
      Wow!  Behind the headlines of today's newspaper, our laughing teasing God is alive and is at work in our lives and the lives of others for his glory.  Amen

1     As I understand it, the name Cleopas (Cle' o pas) means The Whole Glory.
2       Genesis 3:14 - 15 reads:   So the LORD God said to the serpent, "Because you have done this, you will be punished. You are singled out from all the domestic and wild animals of the whole earth to be cursed. You will grovel in the dust as long as you live, crawling along on your belly.  15 From now on, you and the woman will be enemies, and your offspring and her offspring will be enemies. He will crush your head, and you will strike his heel."
      While Malachi 3:1 reads:  "Look! I am sending my messenger, and he will prepare the way before me. Then the Lord you are seeking will suddenly come to his Temple. The messenger of the covenant, whom you look for so eagerly, is surely coming," says the LORD Almighty.
3     In II Kings 7:8 - 9 we read:  When the lepers arrived at the edge of the camp, they went into one tent after another, eating, drinking wine, and carrying out silver and gold and clothing and hiding it.  9 Finally, they said to each other, "This is not right. This is wonderful news, and we aren't sharing it with anyone! If we wait until morning, some terrible calamity will certainly fall upon us. Come on, let's go back and tell the people at the palace."
4     Terry Lindvall, The Mother Of All Laughter,Broadman & Holman Publishers, Nashville, TN, 2003, pp. 81 - 82.THE JOY OF LAUGHTER                                             11/12/06    1

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